Depressed Screensaver

What can I say, but I’m feeling very depressed. Don’t waste your time downloading this screen saver or else you will be depressed too. Go on, steer clear of it. Turn around now. Go on, get lost! Oh go on, but you’ll make me even more depressed.

Instructions

A screensaver that is sure to make you very very depressed. With classic Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy sample and a depressometer to gauge your current slump into depression (real time 100% accurate measurement, give or take 99.9999%), this screen saver does little more.  I’ll warn you to not download it, and definitely do not run it. It’s worse that a virus, no it won’t do anything to your computer, but you will become sad, detracted and depressed within minutes of it kicking in. Take control of your life, turn around and think of kittens, bunnies and fluffy things.

See also ...

• Tiki the Kiwi Pet
• The New Breed
• Jet Set Willy Pet
• Pizza Pairs

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